
If We're Gonna Get Rid Of Our Nukes, Let's At Least Make A Buck (Feb 19, 2011)

This week, the Associated Press reported President Obama was considering cutting our nuclear force by as much as 80%. That would drop our weapons total from around 1,800 to 300. The administration, apparently concerned over possible fallout, has been planning all this behind closed doors. What a mistake.
The president and his planners should have publicly trumpeted the idea as an answer to our ever growing, crippling debt. How? Sell the 1,500 nukes. Let's apply a little capitalism and kill two birds with one stone. Disarm and move towards fiscal solvency.
How much is one weapon worth? It would probably depend on a nation's needs. Is the country just starting out? Has there been a program initiated, but developing at an unsatisfactory rate? Or, are their scientists simply unable to produce the devices quickly enough? One way or another, the market will set the price.
Think of the possibilities. If each item was sold for a comparatively, measly 5 billion dollars we'd get 7.5 trillion bucks. That would nearly cut our overall debt , not just deficit, in half! We could even work out a barter arrangement with, say, China and/or Japan. We owe each of them well over one trillion smackers. China is growing it's military almost exponentially, and former arch enemy, Japan is watching warily.
Let the bidding begin! Let's exchange some missiles for forgiveness of our debt. With the Japanese slipping from under our shrinking, security umbrella they'll be anxious to buy. And the Chinese can save themselves the time and trouble of stealing our best technology. We'll just give it to them...if they eat our I.O.U.'s.
Those are just a couple of the big spenders. Once some of the smaller nations begin dropping by our "store" there's sure to be a chain reaction. If Iran gets one, Saudi Arabia will just have to do the same. Then Iraq gets on board, followed by Turkey, and Egypt. In our hemisphere Hugo Chavez will want at least one nuke. That should get the ball rolling throughout all of South and Central America.
The marketing potential here is unlimited. We just need the president and his crew to think outside the box. In lieu of pursuing his pipe dream of world peace through universal, unilateral, disarmament, appeal to men's darker instincts. Go the other way. Arm everybody.
Actually that kind of fits into President Obama's thinking. He's campaigning on the whole idea of "fairness". If you've got "too much" of something it's only right to give a share of that up so someone who has less can "have a fair shot".
Oh, oh. Our proposal is based on the principles found in capitalism. Mr. Obama will never go for it. Say goodbye to world peace. Forget fixing our finances. Never mind.






